via The Daily Mail, here’s the news on the latest menace…
A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.
The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.
Officers arrived at the scene of a bar fight to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain with his head held in his hands.
When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: ‘It was a bunch of leprechauns.’
We’ve all been there, right? No? Really? It’s just me?! Shit. Never mind.