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Don’t say I didn’t warn you people…

June 22nd, 2012 · 5 Comments

via The Daily Mail, here’s the news on the latest menace…

A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.

The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.

Officers arrived at the scene of a bar fight to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain with his head held in his hands.

When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: ‘It was a bunch of leprechauns.’

We’ve all been there, right? No? Really? It’s just me?! Shit. Never mind.

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  • 1 IMAO » Blog Archive » This Is Why We Have a Strict NO IRISH! Policy // Jun 23, 2012 at 3:03 pm

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  • 2 T1G // Jun 23, 2012 at 6:40 pm

    I take it you won’t be making any trips to Seattle in the near future. I mean, chasing ONE through an airport is one thing, but dealing with a vengeful pack is another. And I’ve heard the lepregraph is damn near instant communication. They KNOW you, dude…

  • 3 Spockgirl // Jul 9, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    Psst… Zonker… Isn’t there supposed to be some sort of big leprechaun bash somewhere in California today?

  • 4 zonker // Jul 10, 2012 at 5:42 am

    Is there?! Damn…maybe Joe can attend in my stead. In the meantime, I’ll pray that Leprepalooza comes to Georgia…

  • 5 Eric // Jul 14, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    …… you have no idea what Marines have to put up with, sir!…

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