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March 4th, 2010 · 7 Comments

Had a creepy dream last night. It could possibly have been classified as a nightmare, but it wasn’t happening to me, and it was kinda funny, in a dark way… very dark.

Two doctors, one with his eyes and mouth sewn shut, head locked in place, and the other a sobbing maniac armed with a hammer and fencing staples. I can’t remember what all led up to it, but the part I remember is the crying guy pounding staples into Stitches’ head, screaming “you don’t understand my pain!”

I don’t know what it’s supposed to mean, if anything… but maybe it’s a sign that I should start writing more.

And maybe not…

Tags: Dreams/Nightmares

7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 LeeAnn // Mar 7, 2010 at 4:29 am

    A dream like that needs to be a cartoon.
    And I had a true nightmare last night… I dreamed my niece and her kids came to live with me.
    I’d rather be operated on by Doc Staples.

  • 2 oddybobo // Mar 8, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    Or maybe you shouldn’t have had those hot wings before bed! ;)

  • 3 Eric // Mar 10, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    … you do know that this dream is a direct resutl of listening to too much Metallica, yes?…….. I am serious, dude…… well, too much Metallica and not taking all of your blood pressure medicatino…..

    …. bad, BAD combination….. bad combination…….

    E

  • 4 Harvey // Mar 12, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    I vote for more writing

  • 5 Richmond // Mar 13, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Ditto Harvey - but holy shit dude! Scary!!

  • 6 JihadGene // Mar 13, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    This dream is easily interpreted…

    #1. You are happily married but your wife has just put Home Depot off limits to you…

    or…

    #2. You are a blogger and a rider of Harley Davidson motorcycles.

  • 7 Tammi // Mar 30, 2010 at 5:48 am

    or #3 Gene……step away from the Niquil.

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