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Spouting Off

June 17th, 2009 · 10 Comments

Holy cow… it’s been a while, eh? Hadn’t realized how long I’ve neglected you guys. Fret not, most is well, but there are a few frustrations which have been keeping me quiet.  Some even at work…

Showed my ziplock baggie full of intelligence today. I educated the big boss in the use of a certain word, showing that not only can sentences be made with its use, but entire paragraphs… yeah, THESES… can be made with liberal usage of said word. Also made the bright move and mentioned that I’m about to start hitting idiots.

I don’t do this crap. Hell… it’s one of the reasons that the doc always seems to come up with a high blood pressure reading. I don’t let much out. I keep my piehole shut, especially when it comes to my job. I, folks, am a duck. Oh, if you’re around me after work, you’ll hear mention of a few things, but I know better than to let loose and make it known what I think about certain white collar folks. I are smart.

Talked to boss man later, and offered up a Letterman type apology. He was cool. Said it was much better that I vented to him, than walking into the  office and clubbing a couple of engineers senseless.

Perhaps he was right.

And perhaps he’s not…

Tags: A Bit Of Me

10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Nickie Goomba // Jun 17, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    My vote is for bashing engineers, IMHO.

  • 2 Jerry in Indiana // Jun 17, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    Still it might do you good to develop a twitch around the engineers. You know, let them think you might “go off”.

    Hang in there, pal.

  • 3 oddybobo // Jun 18, 2009 at 5:49 am

    What Jerry said. . .hang in there. 😉

  • 4 bx19 // Jun 18, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Welcome back, been missin you. (NO that is NOT a proposition!)

    Just glad to know you’re still around, livin’, breathin’, and I hope, still drinkin’.

  • 5 awtm // Jun 18, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    keep yo pie hole zipped, especially “that word”…..

    call me and swear over the phone, I can’t swear anymore around the tots..

  • 6 awtm // Jun 18, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    maybe you could become a spin instructor

  • 7 Contagion // Jun 19, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    I think you know where I stand on this, then again I may not be the best role model.

  • 8 hammer // Jun 19, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Next time you need a co-worker to tape your tirade for us to enjoy.

  • 9 Tammi // Jun 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    As long as no one had a stroke it’s all good. No harm no foul, that’ s my rule!!

  • 10 Anna // Jun 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Good Joe Almighty! You leave us stranded for weeks on end and then all of a sudden you come blastin’ back in with one post after another!
    FINALLY! Missed ya bunches and glad you’re back .. sproutin’ and all.

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