Drunken Wisdom

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Attempt No. 2

May 13th, 2009 · 10 Comments

Well, there were no reports of seismic activity on the Northwest side of Fresberg, on Monday, so I decided to try again.

Got over half of the two miles in as running… about a mile and a quarter.

Now to manage to run for over a half mile without losing chow…

Tags: A Bit Of Me

10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Barmy Mama // May 13, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    Oh dear! It’s got you too. I HATE running and yet I still feel compelled to do it. Even now, but it’s just not happening.

    Do you have a particular goal in mind or are you just Forrest Gumping it?

  • 2 T1G // May 13, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Pretty much a Gump…

  • 3 Graumagus // May 13, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    You need to try this workout program:
    http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/2004/04/running-away-from-dogs-fun-way-to.html

  • 4 Peter // May 13, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    You do know that if you can shoot well enough you don’t have to run.

  • 5 Barmy Mama // May 13, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    In which branch? Because the one I left didn’t seem to give a flying rodent’s hind end about my expert marksmanship. Or the fact that I maxed out the other two events in the PFT. Oh, hell no, Old Barmy was a total slacker because the best she could muster was a 26 minute 3 mile.

  • 6 Harvey // May 15, 2009 at 11:47 am

    This might help:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfeHkg3jooA

  • 7 JihadGene // May 15, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    Run, T1G, RUN!

  • 8 Cappy // May 17, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Pretty good. Every time I try something like that dang reality intrudes.

  • 9 Jean // May 18, 2009 at 11:28 am

    You would even THINK about running if you had big boobs. ..ow.

  • 10 Jean // May 18, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    damn… up there^ supposed to say “wouldn’t even”.

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