Drunken Wisdom

Intoxicating Gibberish From the Guy at the End of the Bar

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February 23rd, 2009 · 15 Comments

Last Friday, the cowering one and I had a talk. He’s been okay, and hasn’t done the cowering thing lately, so I began to think perhaps he was comfortable, finally.

Dude’s been working overtime lately. Or perhaps not… as I type, he is sitting outside in his car, not realizing that I saw him. Saw him the other day doing the same thing, but he saw me as I noticed him, and he got out of the car, walked over. I thought no thing of it, until today. Probably wouldn’t think much of it today, either, ‘cepting that he’s been sitting there for over an hour.

Is he askeered of moi?

I’m thinking it’s time to give the guy something to be afraid. Tonight, I’m sharpening my hunting knives…

Tags: A Bit Of Me

15 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Abbadon // Feb 23, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    Just kill him.


    What the hell was this about, dude??/

  • 2 Tammi // Feb 23, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Isn’t it time to clean your guns too?

    Oh and play that one Korn song. You know which one I mean!!

    Damn…..you get to have all the fun!

  • 3 Eric // Feb 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    ….. man, you’re just mean…..

  • 4 oddybobo // Feb 24, 2009 at 5:26 am

    I’m telling ya . . . mexican pinata sounds fun! 😉

  • 5 Carmen // Feb 24, 2009 at 8:13 am

    No, not Korn – Drowning Pool – let the bodies hit the floor.

    :evil grin:

  • 6 Anna // Feb 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    LOL.. you’re so wicked!

  • 7 Sam // Feb 25, 2009 at 4:18 am

    I would also bust out the shovel.

  • 8 Harvey // Feb 25, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Remember to mumble to yourself while you’re sharpening, but enunciate when you say the word “blood”, then pause for a big, happy grin.

  • 9 Richmond // Feb 28, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Oh boy… Can’t wait to hear how this all works out. 😉

  • 10 Contagion // Mar 2, 2009 at 8:21 am

    He sits in his car in the parking lot for hours? Have you just asked him what’s up yet?

    but if you really want to have fun, go get yourself a cleaver and some pork ribs. Sit there in the kitchen seperating them when he’s in the place and giggle everytime a piece of meat goes flying. Occasionally spout out factoids like, “Did you know that they use a pig carcas to test the damage done to humans by various objects because they have a similar density and tensil strength” Then chop off another rib. That and start drinking stage blood while doing it and it should make him really freaked out.

  • 11 Anna // Mar 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Considering it’s his only true privately owned space… I’m thinking I don’t want to know what he’s doing in the car… all alone… eww, ok .. enough said

  • 12 JihadGene // Mar 5, 2009 at 10:27 am

    Dude sounds weird. Is he a politician, used car salesman, or a lawyer?

  • 13 Eric // Mar 14, 2009 at 4:46 am

    …. so did he knife you in your sleep, or what?…..

  • 14 Abbadon // Mar 14, 2009 at 5:40 am

    I’m starting to wonder too, Eric. Two phone cqalls unanswered as well…

    Hey, T1G, going shooting today, wanna come along?

    That should get his attention…

  • 15 Anna // Mar 16, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    Unanswered email is an oddity too …

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