Drunken Wisdom

Intoxicating Gibberish From the Guy at the End of the Bar

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April 12th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Got in a rush while running through the grocery store, and now I pay. While blasting through the cookie aisle, I thought, “Why the hell not?,” and grabbed a couple of packs of cookies. Scanning is not good.

The dark double chocolate cookies are fine. But what I thought should be good chocolate chip cookies are not. All I read was, “Dark Chocolate wfdsostidvelkj.” If I had taken the time to read it, I would have seen the warning word… Crispy.

Crispy. Who the hell enjoys a crisp chocolate chip cookie? I do believe that crisp chocos are works of Satan.

Thank Gott for His gift of beer to help wash this nastiness away…

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7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Barmy Mama // Apr 12, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Crispy? Like a cracker? If it was just like… not soft… like… chips ahoy cookies then I would suggest soaking them in milk, but crispy?
    Crispy ranks down there with ‘low fat’ or ‘sugarless’, methinks.

    Plus, chocolate and beer? Hrm… only if it’s Guinness…

  • 2 RedNeck // Apr 12, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Chocolate and beer is good. Trust me on that one.

    Crispy chocolate chip cookies are just wrong.

    Tater chips are crispy, cookies shouldn’t be. Especially if they’ve got M&M’s in ’em. That illegal huntin’.

  • 3 T1G // Apr 12, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Barmy, they’re not quite chady chip or cracker crispy, but they are much more so than Chips Ahoy!!! An’ yar, the beer be Guinness.

    Redneck is correck, too. Chocolate and beer be beddy, beddy, good to me. Especially chocolate stouts. Mmmmmm….

  • 4 Bou // Apr 12, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    Umm… I like crispy. I think I have been accused of being Satan’s right hand bitch. I think…

  • 5 awtm // Apr 12, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    i do not like doughy cookies…ick…

    I too am a crispy girl….lots of butter in them too!!

  • 6 Harvey // Apr 13, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Put ’em in a baggie with a slice of bread for a day. That’ll teach those crispy bastards.

  • 7 Eric // Apr 14, 2008 at 3:41 am

    … there is no such thing as a bad cookie…..

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