Drunken Wisdom

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This is a tradition now, innit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NznqXmfrdBk
Yeahhhhhh….

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via The Daily Mail, here’s the news on the latest menace…
A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.
The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong […]

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But most importantly, have a safe Easter. I mean, it’s bad enough that the Easter bunny hates you. The eggs, though. You really gotta watch out for those eggs…

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Born on January 25, 1938 and died on January 20, 2012….just a few days short of her 74th birthday. Man, I wish I’d seen her perform live.
Etta James: Baby What You Want Me to Do (Live 1963 New Era Club)

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Different day, same cubicle. New boss, though. Really big on “process”, not so big on “getting shit done”. In the last few weeks…

I’ve been told that I need to be in the office every single day (instead of telecommuting half the week or more),
time spent in meetings has gone from around 5% of my time […]

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Since T1G appears to have started hibernating a bit early this year, here’s a video that’s been amusing me…
The Donkey Whisperer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6etfJgZQ7A

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I wonder if they considered..alternative disposal methods.
p.s. - Unfortunately, the video is noticeably out of sync but that’s the only clip I could find of that particular gem of a speech from Brick Top.

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Yesterday I made homemade chicken and vegetable soup.
Today  I woke to a runny nose and sneezing fits.
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I hope this isn’t true…
WikiLeaks cables: US agrees to tell Russia Britain’s nuclear secrets:
Information about every Trident missile the US supplies to Britain will be given to Russia as part of an arms control deal signed by President Barack Obama next week.
Because if it is, this is outright betrayal of a long-time ally.

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 I hope you all have a happy Working Naked Day!

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That day is not yet here.
So the first actual* day back in the office after holiday vacation, I’m sitting in a meeting with a couple of coworkers and we’re joking around about how it’s been so long since we were in the office that we forgot people’s names. After watching one guy wrack his brains […]

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First, read Warren Buffet’s op-ed in the NYT.
Next, read the slightly-modified version of the op-ed.
I think I prefer the latter. Much more honest.

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Not like “minja-short” but short, nonetheless. The fundraiser lasts until Thursday, November 11 (Veteran’s Day) and while Team Marine has pulled ahead, this is no time for complacency. Team Army is following close behind…
Marines: $18,700
Army: $18,015
Navy: $5,370
Air Force: $3,845
TEAM MARINE still needs your help to succeed. Besides, someone has to pick up the slack from […]

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Did you?

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As of 10:40 Eastern, here are the latest team totals…
Army - $9,592
Navy - $3,490
Air force - $1,945
Marines - $4,200
TEAM MARINE still has time to come from behind….but your help is needed!

Please, think of the kittens.

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This may be top-secret info that I’m releasing here but apparently today’s the day we’re kicking off this year’s friendly, inter-service fundraising competition for Project Valour-IT, a charity that helps provide voice-controlled/adaptive laptop computers and other technology to support Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines recovering from hand wounds and other severe injuries. Seeing as how […]

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From the “Up Is Down” category of news…
 U.S. Worsens Mexican Violence by Returning Criminal Aliens to Border Cities, Mayors Say
A coalition of Mexican mayors has asked the United States to stop deporting illegal immigrants who have been convicted of serious crimes in the U.S. to Mexican border cities, saying the deportations are contributing to Mexican […]

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Heavy drinkers outlive nondrinkers, study finds
 (Reminder: Insert picture of Dr. Evil with underwear on this head here)

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