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Happy Easter!

March 31st, 2013 · 4 Comments


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Yarrrrr!

September 19th, 2012 · 3 Comments

This is a tradition now, innit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NznqXmfrdBk
Yeahhhhhh….

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Don’t say I didn’t warn you people…

June 22nd, 2012 · 5 Comments

via The Daily Mail, here’s the news on the latest menace…
A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.
The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong […]

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Have a happy Easter!

April 7th, 2012 · 3 Comments

But most importantly, have a safe Easter. I mean, it’s bad enough that the Easter bunny hates you. The eggs, though. You really gotta watch out for those eggs…

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RIP Etta James

January 20th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Born on January 25, 1938 and died on January 20, 2012….just a few days short of her 74th birthday. Man, I wish I’d seen her perform live.
Etta James: Baby What You Want Me to Do (Live 1963 New Era Club)

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Time to finalize the design of my “Jump To Conclusions” mat

November 15th, 2011 · 1 Comment

Different day, same cubicle. New boss, though. Really big on “process”, not so big on “getting shit done”. In the last few weeks…

I’ve been told that I need to be in the office every single day (instead of telecommuting half the week or more),
time spent in meetings has gone from around 5% of my time […]

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The cobwebs around here really add to the Halloween theme

October 22nd, 2011 · 3 Comments

Since T1G appears to have started hibernating a bit early this year, here’s a video that’s been amusing me…
The Donkey Whisperer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6etfJgZQ7A

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Rather than dumping his body at sea

May 2nd, 2011 · 1 Comment

I wonder if they considered..alternative disposal methods.
p.s. - Unfortunately, the video is noticeably out of sync but that’s the only clip I could find of that particular gem of a speech from Brick Top.

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As a wise man once said, God is an iron

February 5th, 2011 · 6 Comments

Yesterday I made homemade chicken and vegetable soup.
Today  I woke to a runny nose and sneezing fits.
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Stabbing our allies in the back?

February 4th, 2011 · 3 Comments

I hope this isn’t true…
WikiLeaks cables: US agrees to tell Russia Britain’s nuclear secrets:
Information about every Trident missile the US supplies to Britain will be given to Russia as part of an arms control deal signed by President Barack Obama next week.
Because if it is, this is outright betrayal of a long-time ally.

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It’s like they looked into my brain and created a holiday based on what they saw

February 1st, 2011 · 3 Comments

 I hope you all have a happy Working Naked Day!

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One day I will learn to keep my mouth shut

January 5th, 2011 · 5 Comments

That day is not yet here.
So the first actual* day back in the office after holiday vacation, I’m sitting in a meeting with a couple of coworkers and we’re joking around about how it’s been so long since we were in the office that we forgot people’s names. After watching one guy wrack his brains […]

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Caption needed

December 15th, 2010 · 9 Comments

Click  image to see the full-size version.

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Point-Counterpoint

November 18th, 2010 · 4 Comments

First, read Warren Buffet’s op-ed in the NYT.
Next, read the slightly-modified version of the op-ed.
I think I prefer the latter. Much more honest.

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Valour-IT 2010 - Time is short

November 6th, 2010 · No Comments

Not like “minja-short” but short, nonetheless. The fundraiser lasts until Thursday, November 11 (Veteran’s Day) and while Team Marine has pulled ahead, this is no time for complacency. Team Army is following close behind…
Marines: $18,700
Army: $18,015
Navy: $5,370
Air Force: $3,845
TEAM MARINE still needs your help to succeed. Besides, someone has to pick up the slack from […]

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I voted

November 2nd, 2010 · 4 Comments

Did you?

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Valour-IT 2010 - Those poor, poor kittens…

November 1st, 2010 · 1 Comment

As of 10:40 Eastern, here are the latest team totals…
Army - $9,592
Navy - $3,490
Air force - $1,945
Marines - $4,200
TEAM MARINE still has time to come from behind….but your help is needed!

Please, think of the kittens.

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Project Valour-IT - 2010 fundraising drive

October 28th, 2010 · 1 Comment

This may be top-secret info that I’m releasing here but apparently today’s the day we’re kicking off this year’s friendly, inter-service fundraising competition for Project Valour-IT, a charity that helps provide voice-controlled/adaptive laptop computers and other technology to support Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines recovering from hand wounds and other severe injuries. Seeing as how […]

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Cojones

October 1st, 2010 · 3 Comments

From the “Up Is Down” category of news…
 U.S. Worsens Mexican Violence by Returning Criminal Aliens to Border Cities, Mayors Say
A coalition of Mexican mayors has asked the United States to stop deporting illegal immigrants who have been convicted of serious crimes in the U.S. to Mexican border cities, saying the deportations are contributing to Mexican […]

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Proof of Professor T1G’s evil plans to become immortal

August 30th, 2010 · 4 Comments

Heavy drinkers outlive nondrinkers, study finds
 (Reminder: Insert picture of Dr. Evil with underwear on this head here)

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