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The Great Spanking In The Sky

December 11th, 2008 · 10 Comments

 Rest in peace, Bettie.

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Tags: Womens · Z-man

Broken Samaritan

July 18th, 2008 · 14 Comments

Are Good Samaritans a thing of the past? As the saying goes, “No good deed goes unpunished,” and in these days one is likely to be slapped with a lawsuit, or even worse… ’tis a sad commentary on today’s society. I got an email from my brother, who in turn got it from a friend, […]

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Tags: Inane Mumblings · Womens

Mothers’ Day

May 11th, 2008 · 7 Comments

My nephew is proud that he should be the only kid whos Flat Stanley got to pose with strippers… so I guess this is appropriate. as seen hereHappy Mothers’ Day to ALL of you mothers!!!

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Tags: General · Womens

Stanley… Chick Magnet

May 10th, 2008 · 14 Comments

“I was a long haired bum, who couldn’t draw an eye. But now, I’m the sweetest uncle a kid ever had, and the girls won’t stay away! Thanks, Flat Stanley!” Hubba: “I think Flat Stanley would love to have his picture taken with a Hooter’s gal…and T1G once you explain the photo needed to the […]

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39

February 11th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Mmmmmmmm…..

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My GPS

January 28th, 2008 · 12 Comments

Just before my house finding trip out here, my Ma picked up a Garmin c330 Street Pilot. That thing was sweet! I wasn’t stuck driving ’til it looks right (which is more exhausting than you can know), and we got here with no problems. Finding gas stations, restaurants or hotels was a breeze. My Ma […]

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Gettin’ There

September 13th, 2007 · 7 Comments

As is obvious, the great plan to catch up is working with fail. I’m still settling in, though I’ve got the main rooms taken care of… kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom all look good. Really, that’s about all you need, right? This office is going to suck… it’s where I’ve got all of the extra shit. […]

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Tags: A Bit Of Me · Womens

Behind

April 29th, 2007 · 8 Comments

Damn. I thought that once I got home, I’d have more time. It hasn’t seemed to be working out that way. Oh, yeah… I’ve had a couple of trips to Fritz’s that I could have put off, but that doesn’t really count for that much, timewise. Well… with an exception or two. But that’s something […]

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Slain

March 28th, 2007 · 7 Comments

In between dreams of going back into the Marines, last night, I kept dreaming of Sarah Michelle Gellar. Not that she’s not dreamworthy, but I couldn’t figure out why. And it’s not like they were “those” kind of dreams… I just kept seeing her all over the place. No matter where I was, she was […]

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Too Late

March 5th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Don’t return their calls, or emails. Don’t communicate regularly. If you don’t let them know that they really do matter, they’ll go find someone else. Luck to ya, Liz. There’s more fish in the sea.

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Dead

February 8th, 2007 · 7 Comments

Before I heard heard her speak, or watched her show… before the octogenarian bond… she was hot. Since she’s dead, that’s about all I’ll say. Other than “it’s a pity.”

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Cruelty

February 7th, 2007 · 10 Comments

Can’t we all just get along? I was merely trying to help, but I’m thinking that I pissed off someone. Sure, they responded to my suggestions with “smileys” and “LOL’s,” but deep down, they were plotting. Cruelty on the way. Yesterday, I get an email that says, “Whoever did this is VERY good…” Included in […]

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Santa

December 19th, 2006 · 14 Comments

Hey, Mr. Chubinski, Just thought I’d ask for one thing more. Just one. Would you please be so kind as to leave this for me?

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Early Present…

December 7th, 2006 · 12 Comments

An early Christmas present? Got home yesterday to find that both Tammi and Jerry had sent me some important news… Jennifer Aniston is single again. Could be that Santa was trying to hook me up… that’d be cool. But just ’cause she’s single doesn’t mean that she’ll wise up and come after me… I’m needing […]

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Wonder No More

November 24th, 2006 · 6 Comments

Just got done watching a hokey frickin’ movie… Path of Destruction. Stupid. Dumb. Stupid and dumb. Funny, though it’s not meant to be that way. Only thing of interest in the show was Danica McKellar. She could stand to eat a little more, but Winnie’s definitely grown up and turned out to be a looker.

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My Celebrity Match

November 12th, 2006 · 7 Comments

Via Contagion, I found this very important piece of info: Who’s your celebrity match? I was astounded, as I usually am. Believe it or not, Jennifer Aniston and I are only a 57% match, and Salma Hayek and I are only slightly better, at 60%. WTF??? Something is not right. Elizabeth Hurley is an 83%. […]

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Plastit Surgery

October 27th, 2006 · 5 Comments

The other day, my buddy Jerry sent me this picture, of last week’s US Magazine, out of concern: He was concerned about Jen not being able to find love… must mean I’m failing, or something. Well, as I’m reading the Jen headline, my eyes focus on the main story. Tara Reid Exclusive “My Plastit Surgery […]

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Ghost Rider

October 5th, 2006 · 1 Comment

Tell me… is this a bad ass bike, or what??? Always a fan of Ghost Rider, I never thought about going to see the movie. Not until I saw the bike, and caught a bit of the trailer. Looks like it may be pretty cool. I was wondering how it would be… which Ghost Rider […]

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Tags: A Bit Of Me · Womens

Category 7

September 23rd, 2006 · 1 Comment

I just got done watching Category 7. Good Gott. Do not watch this film, unless you have consumed plenty of beer, and removed any sharp objects from near your wrists. It is four hours of your life that will be totally wasted, unless you, yourself, are wasted enough to enjoy it. Gina Gershon stars as […]

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MythBUSTers

August 13th, 2006 · 2 Comments

I don’t watch much, TV, a fact that I’ve stated before. But since I’ve been down here in Florida, during the little bit of free time we get, my aunt likes to watch television. When she’s busy elsewhere, I like to flip the station back to Discovery, The Learning Channel, History Channel, or National Geographic. […]

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