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Happy Day

December 25th, 2008 · 16 Comments

I tried to combine all the holidays into one word, as others have done, and I keep coming up with words that sound like Dr. Terminus trying to pronounce the name of the local village. “Kwanzamasah, Christanukah, Christakwada, Hamamaskuh, Hanzachrista, Passthecristal, Cheeseancrakuhs… Oh, I know, Passamashloddy!” “No, its Passamaquoddy! Merry Passamaquoddy!” Merry Christmas. May your […]

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Shake’em on Down

December 24th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Sounds like a theme song for the Grinch, no? Rave was wondering about R.L. Burnside… here she go.

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Worst Christmas Tunes

December 20th, 2008 · 17 Comments

Barmy Mama wonders: I read a blog entry today (I forget where) all about Christmas songs that make you want to take a crowbar to your radio, drive off that overpass, light yourself on fire, etc. and it got me wondering which ones you all hate. Which one do I hate??? While there are more […]

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Merry Monday

December 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Today just feels like it’s going to be a good one. It’s cold and rainy, but still… it has to be a good one if you wake up with this song running through your head:

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Metallica

December 14th, 2008 · 3 Comments

While I was home (and yes, I realize I haven’t written about my trip home, yet), my brother in law gifted me with copies of the latest offerings from The Sword and Metallica. I’ve played them both countless times. Last night, I got to see them live, with Lamb of God.

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Tags: A Bit Of Me · Sounds

Minjas

October 18th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Yeah. I realize that this is not exactly new. But this clip is for those of you who still may not know what a “minja”… you know who you are. (And when I say “minja”, I’m not referring to the elusive RSM.) Education. That’s what this site is all about… Well, that and the hokey […]

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Tags: General · Sounds

Lead Balloon

October 12th, 2008 · 2 Comments

It’s funny. Someone makes a reference or allusion to something with which I am not familiar, it doesn’t bug me. But for me to make an allusion and have it go over like a lead balloon? That kinda bugs me. I don’t know why… Growing up, there was a period when we had no television. […]

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Down

October 4th, 2008 · 3 Comments

I fly home on November 20th, so I thought I’d check one of my favorite venues to see what they had for shows. Nothing decent while I’m there. BUT… nine days earlier? DOWN stops in Milwaukee. Damnit.

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Song Service

September 28th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I guess I should have post this video instead of the other… reminds me of song service at the Pentecostal church I used to attend.

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Desert Land

September 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment

For my poor brother, Zonker, who feels as if I were to blame for stealing his lifeblood… water. I don’t really know why he worries about water, when all I saw the guy drink was gin or vodka.

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Tags: On Tour · Sounds

Questions

September 26th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Again, you may find yourself wondering, “Where the hell has this guy been?” And you may find yourself asking, “Did he ever hook up with Harvey and TNT?” And you may say to yourself, “Did he get his dumb ass busted in Sin City?” And I will say to myself, “I’ve got to can this […]

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Tags: A Bit Of Me · On Tour · Sounds

Combine Harvester

August 9th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Song for the day, brought to mind by AWTM. If you don’t like it, blame her.

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My Voice

August 8th, 2008 · 16 Comments

So anyways, give this a listen. And remember, there’s a sweary bit or two to be found.

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Salad

August 2nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

It’s a good morning. I’m running around the apartment, jamming on Exodus tunes. All brought on by reading someone’s opening lines to a post: “I like a good salad.” Reminded me of the intro to Deranged*. (Not that I think Tammi’s deranged… or do I?) *A rough transcript of said intro is found below the […]

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Wrong House

July 19th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Some thugs in Modesto break in, beat a guy, and then apologize to him after realizing that he wasn’t the guy they were after. Polite beatings… While it’s not funny, I couldn’t help but chuckle as it reminded me of a certain Lard song. “Oops. Sorry. Wrong house.”

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Song Service

July 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment

This morning, song service at St. Freakin’ Joseph’s is a bit of a mish mash. Spurred on by Barmy Mama’s alien hunt, I started out stomping around the cathedral to Clutch’s Animal Farm. Then, after Abbadon alluding to a Deep Purple tune, and then sending me a great video for that song, I’ve been going […]

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The Confession Machine

June 14th, 2008 · 7 Comments

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Sunrise…

May 17th, 2008 · 11 Comments

Still wondering, “WTF???”

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It’s the first of May…so bring your favorite lady

May 1st, 2008 · 4 Comments

I can’t believe that I nearly missed the first of May. For whatever reason, I was thinking April had 31 days. Duh. Fortunately, in a conversation with Richmond, she expressed her hope that May’s arrival meant the end of snow for a few months. And maybe it does. Sort of a seasonal global warming phenomenon. […]

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Tags: Sounds · Z-man

Ken Lee….tulibu dibu douchoo

April 30th, 2008 · 11 Comments

My original plan was to embed a YouTube video in this post. Did I look for help on Google? Yep. RTFM? Sure did. Disable the rich text editor in WordPress as well as my browser’s Adblock and NoScript plugins? Uh-huh. Try using various syntax styles in the editor? Yes, damn it! Unfortunately, it looks like […]

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