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Intoxicating Gibberish From the Guy at the End of the Bar

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St. Paddy’s Day!

March 17th, 2013 · 1 Comment

An old favorite… Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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233

November 10th, 2008 · 20 Comments

November 10, 1775. The official birth date of the United States Marine Corps. MY Marine Corps. 233 years young. Tip a drink with me this day, and leave your birthday wishes with my brothers and sisters linked in the handy dandy sidebar. And if you know of someone that I haven’t linked (and I’m sure […]

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Legged…

October 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments

… because heeled is too low. A trip to the local pub has its therapeutic benefits… relaxation at the end of a stressful day. And while a lengthy session can cause a bought with “polio”, a visit can also provide those who couldn’t walk when they entered, with a miracle… Rise up and walk! Tip […]

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My Cup Runneth Over

August 16th, 2008 · 19 Comments

In two weeks, I’ll have been here in Fresno for a whole freaking year. Seems unreal. At this time last year, I was without a job. And this year? Well, it proves to be the same. We had a company picnic this past week, and while I usually am asked to bring chips or pop, […]

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An inspirational story

August 1st, 2008 · 4 Comments

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Tags: Drinking, Drank... Drunk · Z-man

Did You Know?

July 26th, 2008 · 4 Comments

“Did you know that an icicle inserted into the brain, will melt slowly and leave no trace?” – Boris Karloff, as “Dr. Hugo Hollingshead” “And did you know that briskly applying the bore of a wine bottle to one’s patellar tendon can buckle that person’s legs and make them cry?” – T1G, as “The Spasming […]

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Full Fridge

June 8th, 2008 · 12 Comments

Every Sunday, when I hit the grocery buying place, I see a group or two of riders that are meeting up at the Starbucks. (It’s hard to call them “bikers” when they are adorned in brand new leathers, yapping on cell phones, and checking their reflections in the glass.) They look to be gearing up […]

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Bascetti Sauce

May 16th, 2008 · 11 Comments

For Anna, who asked that I share the “recipe” for Eric’s Italian Gravy. This isn’t exactly what Eric used, as our ideas varied a little, but the end result of both was a kickass spaghetti sauce.

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Going Out In Style

May 10th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Contagion has a thought provoking post… a great idea, and one that makes you think about how you would like to be sent off. Personally, I’m all for the beer can casket/cooler. Though, I’d take it a bit further… Why not make this casket a little bigger… say, large enough to accommodate a keg and […]

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Tags: Drinking, Drank... Drunk · Just Being Weird

Who?

May 9th, 2008 · 8 Comments

I saw a sign today: “PICNICKING 1/4 MI.” 1/4 mile later, I saw no Picnic King. Now, just because he wasn’t visible doesn’t mean that he wasn’t there. He could have been taking a royal dump in the Picnic King’s state of the art outhouse. Or, perhaps he’s invisible… maybe even omnipresent. (I do believe […]

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Cooking

May 3rd, 2008 · 7 Comments

‘Tis 6:55, and in just a few minutes, the fun begins. Flat Stanley arrived yesterday, safe and sound, and he will be assisting me as I make up a batch of bascetti sauce… recipe of the Straight White Guy. As a matter of fact, we’ll be chatting with the master chef himself… Cooking with Eric […]

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Missed It…

April 24th, 2008 · 5 Comments

I’ve always said that I wanted to get paid for drinking. It appears that my chance has come and gone. Unless… something were to befall one of the gentlemen…

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A Discovery

April 12th, 2008 · 9 Comments

Pete’s Wicked Strawberry Blonde is freakin’ excellent with chocolate. I think it’s loaded with vitamins and stuff, too…

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Happy Secular St. Patty’s Day

March 17th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Gott bless us, every one. Spending the evening between the kitchen and computer, drinking Guinness and constructing car bombs. The drink, that is… I had found a pub a short distance away, and had hoped to make a run. Unfortunately, when I went scouting last Friday, they were closed. 3:30 in the afternoon, and not […]

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06:00… Beer Time

March 1st, 2008 · 11 Comments

I’ve got a few posts that I’ve got in draft… I should finish them up, but not today. I’m frickin’ crippled up from working at the cutoff saw all day. There is great satisfaction in physical labor. But there is also pain. Especially when you are 73 inches tall, and the machine that you are […]

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Shopping

February 9th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry.. Sage avdice. That’s cool, but who giveth the advice? A wise man, or the herb? Or was this bit of wisdom the result of ingestion of an herb? Let me further suggest to you: Never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry OR THIRSTY. Just a handy bit of […]

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Fiery

January 24th, 2008 · 10 Comments

Reviews like the one for this Absinthe bring a smile to my face… And a bit of daring, to my heart. Now, to get it here… (not to mention, have someone pay for it.)

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A Review

January 21st, 2008 · 15 Comments

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted a review on beer or an alcoholic nectar. Well, I’ve got a couple of minutes, so I thought I’d hook you up. A beer drinker’s wine review. Tonight’s beverage of choice is Blackstone Pinot Noir, and it comes in a bottle that seems to empty rather quickly. ‘Course, most […]

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Strength

January 6th, 2008 · 6 Comments

Spent the day moving junk around, trying to reorganize things. Yeah… I’m laughing, too. Anyway, I was just finishing up for the evening, and I poured myself a beer. As I watched the cheering cascade of nitrogen bubbles, my attention was drawn to the logo on the glass… and I had an epiphany of sorts. […]

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Innocent

December 1st, 2007 · 6 Comments

Just so you know, I had nothing to do with it.

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