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Baseball Gymnastics

July 7th, 2013 · No Comments

For those few baseball haters that I know, proof that baseball does not suck. Or that Korean gymnasts rock. One of those…

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Perfect

July 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment

A major tip of the mug to Mark Buerhle, who pitched his second no-hitter… and the majors’ 18th perfect game. And a shot to DeWayne Wise, who made an outstanding play to preserve Buerhle’s Perfect Game. Cheers of many sorts!

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C’Mon

July 20th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Steve McNair impaired by alcohol when shot to death. Authorities say former NFL star Steve McNair had a blood-alcohol level twice Tennessee’s legal limit for driving when his girlfriend shot him to death. Seriously. Did I miss something? Was McNair driving his condo while he slept? Why should this be of concern? Anything to make […]

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Out

October 5th, 2008 · 5 Comments

I’m a die hard Sox fan… WHITE SOX, that is. But still, I can’t help but pull for the Cubbies, too. Most of my family and friends are Cubs’ faithful, and have been waiting for a lifetime for the Cubes to make it to, and win, the World Series. Unfortunately, the wait has been prolonged… […]

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Egg Head

October 20th, 2007 · 3 Comments

You can tell Halloween is just around the corner. Little bastards start pulling all kinds of crap this time of year. And nobody is safe. Chicago police reported that some individual attempted to “egg” Bears’ coach Lovie Smith’s house last night. The report stated: An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs […]

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PSA

October 13th, 2007 · 1 Comment

You like NASCAR racing? That’s cool for you, I suppose. But make sure you watch the races on the telly. If you do decide to go to one of the events, make sure to take all precautions. NASCAR fans are rife with diseases.

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???

October 7th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Holy shit! Holy shit! The Bears managed to beat the Pack! Wow… I’m stunned. And grinning like an idiot…

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500

September 16th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Congrats to Jim Thome, of the Chicago White Sox, for hitting home run #500! Thome follows Frank Thomas, a former Sox slugger and a personal favorite, and Alex Rodriguez, of the dreaded Yankees and who I hope the Sox pursue in the off season, in reaching this milestone this year. It couldn’t happen to a […]

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Ouch

June 23rd, 2007 · 8 Comments

Justin Morneau and Miguel Olivo collide…

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Remaking The Rivalry

June 21st, 2007 · 5 Comments

Locally, McDonalds has an ad campaign called “Wake Up The Rivalry.” It is a set of four commercials, two pairs. The first one that I saw was of Carlos Zambrano (Cubs) sneaking in and getting A.J. Pierzynski (White Sox) with the old “shaving cream in the hand, and feather on the nose” trick. The next […]

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Hockey

April 2nd, 2007 · 7 Comments

This has been cracking me up… especially when the aggressor becomes the hunted. It’s funny, but it’s not. If you haven’t watched it, watch it now. Okay… Little kids, trying to hit each other. WTF??? Do you call that hitting? Little wussies is what they look like. Time to send them to Coach Winnfield… A […]

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Smacked

February 5th, 2007 · 11 Comments

Well, obviously the Fatman knew about the bad things… Bitterroot said exactly what I was feeling: “Dude… Santa cut a switch and took you out behind the barn.” And the worst thing is, the obese bastard lured me out of hiding with a big old smile, and the promise that my present was too big […]

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Wagoneer

January 30th, 2007 · 7 Comments

Is your team out of the playoffs? You don’t know who to pull for in the Super Bowl? Well, NFL.com has made it easy for you… check out their Superbowl Bandwagon quiz.

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Go Bears

January 27th, 2007 · 6 Comments

Okay, okay, okay. It’s been asked of me, from more than one person, “Where’s the ‘Bears are going to the Super Bowl’ post?” As my cousin said… it’s a bit confusing to those who know that I’m a huge Bear fan. Forget the fact that I’m swamped in work. (Just this week alone, I’ve been […]

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Da Game

January 14th, 2007 · 7 Comments

Division Playoffs… Bears vs. Seahawks. I don’t know folks… I don’t want to be negative, but if Rex Grossman plays like he did for the majority of the season, this game will mark the end of the Bears’ season. Shaun Alexander, who was injured in week 4 when they last met, is healthy… and a […]

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Still Going…

November 14th, 2006 · 3 Comments

Yo! Vinnie’s back… this time in New England. Good luck. And I mean that.

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Mincemeat Pie

September 17th, 2006 · 8 Comments

Well, ladies and gents… it’s happened. I sit here in stunned silence. How could he have known? Roy Williams (not the Cowboys’ DB, but the Lions’ WR) boldly predicted that, “We will win this game. Y’all can take that as a guarantee or whatnot, but we will win this game.” He was referring to the […]

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Badass Burt

July 30th, 2006 · 6 Comments

I watched The World’s Fastest Indian last night. Wow… I won’t go into great details, because some folks just won’t get into it. But if you’re into speed, bikes, or feel good movies, you’re probably going to love this flick. I did. It’s the story of Burt Munro, and his quest for a landspeed record […]

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Zidaning

July 25th, 2006 · Comments Off on Zidaning

Headutting. Or Zidaning… it’s the in thing. Now a jockey’s gone and used his noggin on his horse. See it here. Personally, I liked Zidane’s blast better. Word has it that the horse took a page from Materazzi (Zidane’s butting bag), insulting the jockey, Paul O’Neill, and his family. More specifically, he’d implied that O’Neill’s […]

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Yoga

March 16th, 2006 · 4 Comments

Put Eric and myself in a room, add beer and/or scotch, and you will walk away impressed with the indispensible knowledge you will encounter. Epiphanies and revelations abound, making Saul on the road to Damascus seem like a mere child discovering that there really isn’t a Santa Claus. Heavy shit, indeed. And amidst our discussions, […]

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