Drunken Wisdom

Intoxicating Gibberish From the Guy at the End of the Bar

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Ride…

September 17th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Eight and a wake up….

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Congrats!!!

September 11th, 2009 · No Comments

Head on over to Barmy Mama’s and congratulate her on the successful launch of her new son! (Birth, not water balloon launcher.)

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In Touch…

September 5th, 2009 · 8 Comments

Stupid Hulu. Stupid Facebook. Two hours between getting home from work and going to bed. Procrastination, sidetrackednosity, and sheer laziness. I can say that I’ve not forgotten you, but I can’t say that I’ve not forsaken… but you folks ain’t the only ones. Emails pile up, phone calls have yet to be returned. (Purchased 1000 […]

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Independence Day

July 4th, 2009 · 6 Comments

Wishing a very happy and safe 4th to all of my peeps. May it be a day of pleasant memories, both old and new.

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A 6 Year Sampling of Hell

June 21st, 2009 · 2 Comments

In addition to it being Father’s Day, it’s also the sixth blogiversary of Harvey… who “inspired” so many of us to start a damn blog. “I know you said you don’t want to start blogging, but if you were to start a blog, what would you call it? What would your tag line be? See? […]

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Happy Pappy’s Day

June 21st, 2009 · No Comments

To all of the fathers out there, I raise a mug to you. May it be the best ever.

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Sharing

May 13th, 2009 · 14 Comments

Got news today that I’ve been sharing my credit card. No big charges, but a bunch of 5 – 7 dollar hits. They’ve all been tossed away. Whole thing just pisses me off. Yeah, the company did good and alerted me. That’s awesome, actually. Just the thought that some asshole got ahold of my number, […]

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Mamma Mia

May 10th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Happy Mother’s Day to all of you ladies!

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White T-Shirt Death Count…

May 3rd, 2009 · 5 Comments

… for the weekend: 2 Casualty numero uno fell victim to a toddler who felt that fingerpainting on my shirt with pozole was great fun. Dead shirt zwei was taken out by a bloody nostril. Two white shirts left… can I get them killed off, too?

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He’s Baaaaack!

March 28th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Are you one of those who thought Graumagus had died, as I did? Turns out, the bastard was having us on. Yep, Frizzensparks is back up and running. Same cranky bastard, same great writing, with no commie and more orgy… the new url is Frizzensparks.ORG. Head over and welcome my dead blog pa back…

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Like A Hole In The Head…

February 17th, 2009 · 7 Comments

I have been feeling a bit of pressure in the skull…

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Ask and ye shall receive…

December 6th, 2008 · 6 Comments

Seems that Jean really wants to see a picture of our host’s new do. Here ya go, Jean…

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Dude Walks Into A Bar…

November 17th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Jimbo recently made a trip to this side of the country. I’m not exactly sure where he went, but I’m pretty sure he didn’t stop in at Johnny’s Saloon in Orange County. Actually, I’m positive… Call it a solid hunch.

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I Am…

November 3rd, 2008 · 11 Comments

…still here. Sometimes.

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Whoa…

October 24th, 2008 · 9 Comments

Polly Pissypants (not the original) has taken residence in the living cubicle above mine. All I can say is “Whoa, dudette. Slow the hell down.” She’s floor stompy, and screamy, and to say that her stream of obscenities has a Speedy Gonzalesque delivery is a disfavor. She makes Speedy sound like Slow Poke Rodriguez. Seriously. […]

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Palin’s Rap

October 19th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Sarah Palin dropped by SNL, last night. She only had a couple of appearances, but I thought she did pretty well. It’s always good to see someone willing to poke fun at themselves. Performed by Amy Poehler, here’s Sarah Palin’s Rap.

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Squirrelly Day

October 14th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Today is Eric’s birthday. Pass along your b-day wishes to one of my favorite bloggers. But beware the nipple tweaks…

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Hot

October 3rd, 2008 · 7 Comments

What a night. Sweat glistening, dripping with each movement. Not a single sheet or blanket left on the bed. I needs my AC back. Apparently, it moved out during the week…

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Quotes

September 14th, 2008 · Comments Off on Quotes

Hey, Douglas Adams fans!  You got a favorite quote? Or quotes?  Blogfaddah Harvey is asking for your favorite Adams quotes. Oh… and for you Harvey fans, it’s his birthday. His 42nd. Head on over and give the old circus freak your birthday wishes…

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Warm

July 11th, 2008 · 13 Comments

When I moved to Fresno last year, there were no delusions. I had talked with friends who had previously lived here, and folks that had visited at the worst of times, to get a feel for what I was in for, weather-wise. Hell… my first weekend here (Labor Day), it was said to have hit […]

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