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Intoxicating Gibberish From the Guy at the End of the Bar

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Happy 238th Birthday, Marines!

November 10th, 2013 · No Comments

Wishing a very Happy Birthday to all of my Marine brothers and sisters!
Here’s Go Daddy’s annual tribute… and the opportunity to double your donations to the Semper Fi fund.

I’ll be lifting a beer or six in your honor. Semper Fi, Marines!

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Remembering Rahma…

September 11th, 2013 · No Comments

I have not forgotten, and will not forget…
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The attacks of 9/11 will never be forgotten, nor will most of us forget what we were doing, where we were, or the feelings that flooded through us when we first heard the news. Our thoughts, fears, feelings, and ideals were solid, etched in stone. For some of […]

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Black Widow Fact

May 21st, 2013 · 1 Comment

  So I had black widow build its web in my garage. She was by far the largest I’d ever seen, though I know that they CAN get bigger. Body was roughly the size of a nickel, and she was easily the size of a half dollar, overall. Anyway, she set up camp in a […]

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Resolve

March 12th, 2013 · 3 Comments

Soooooooooo…. I’m pretty impressed with the results of my “Post at least once a month” resolution. Incredible discipline, no?

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Senseless…

December 14th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Reeling from today’s news. I have no words.

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Father’s Day

June 17th, 2012 · 2 Comments

Happy Father’s Day, gentlemen.

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Remember Them

May 28th, 2012 · No Comments

 

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Remembering Rahma

September 10th, 2011 · 5 Comments

Reposted… I haven’t forgotten, Rahma.
The attacks of 9/11 will never be forgotten, nor will most of us forget what we were doing, where we were, or the feelings that flooded through us when we first heard the news. Our thoughts, fears, feelings, and ideals were solid, etched in stone. For some of us that hadn’t […]

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Captain America… A Review

August 17th, 2011 · 2 Comments

I’ve been watching these guys for a while now… Action Figure Therapy. Great stuff… many laughs.
Here, Angry Ranger gives his review of Captain America. Sweary bits and such.

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Happy Easter and Stuff.

April 23rd, 2011 · 4 Comments

As you enjoy your kiddies’ loot from the Easter Bunny, remember that, for the rest of the year, he actually HATES you.

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Class

December 2nd, 2010 · 2 Comments

In the same week that a “pro” football player blames God for a dropped pass on Twitter, it was both warming and heart breaking to see a friend (who had just lost her father to cancer) post a status update on Facebook, thanking God for giving her a great father and a hero. She also […]

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Booze Fairies

November 29th, 2010 · 2 Comments

See? It isn’t always MY fault…

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Driving

November 16th, 2010 · 6 Comments

*sung as a cadence*
“When I grow up I want to be…
Pizza Hut pizza delivery.”
Just got done eating a piece of pizza. This was special pizza… delivered over an hour late. Not just anybody can get this pizza, but I can.
Seriously, if you deliver pizza pies for a living, you should get an education and know […]

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Pet Semetary?

November 12th, 2010 · 3 Comments

Can you imagine turning around to find your euthanized dog staring at you? Seriously..

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Rahma, 1 of 2996

September 11th, 2010 · 1 Comment

The following is a re-post:
The attacks of 9/11 will never be forgotten, nor will most of us forget what we were doing, where we were, or the feelings that flooded through us when we first heard the news. Our thoughts, fears, feelings, and ideals were solid, etched in stone. For some of us that hadn’t […]

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Happy Mother’s Day

May 8th, 2010 · 7 Comments

Okay… it’s not new, but it IS still pretty funny. Hope all of you ladies have a great day!

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Change

April 10th, 2010 · 11 Comments

Just got back from my grocery store. Still laughing to myself…
I usually hit the grocer early Saturday or Sunday morning, before many others can get out there and piss me off. I’ve been doing this, hitting the same store, for over 2 1/2 years, now. It’s ingrained, and I usually am not thinking about groceries, […]

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Posting…

October 27th, 2009 · 4 Comments

Why is it so hard to write a post? Or actually post it? Seems fairly simple, but I can’t seem to make any progress.

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Making THE Jump…

September 18th, 2009 · 14 Comments

Matt Burden, Mr. Blackfive, is making a jump… for Illinois.
For more than 20 years, I’ve served my country, fighting to protect and preserve the American freedoms, rights, and values that make this country great, first as an Airborne Soldier - and then as one of the leaders of the Internet political revolution that has held […]

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Ride…

September 17th, 2009 · 5 Comments

Eight and a wake up….

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